Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
