STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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