Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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