So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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