hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I cut my penus on the lid.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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