If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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