I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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