my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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