what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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