Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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