SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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