at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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