Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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