I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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