Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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