gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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