He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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