its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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