Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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