Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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