I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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