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(908): View more from New Jersey

wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes

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(908): wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes http://tfl.nu/2bzs

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(248): View more from Michigan

He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it

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(248): He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it http://tfl.nu/3ch4

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(509): View more from Washington

you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin

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and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"

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(509): you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin (509): and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD" http://tfl.nu/lw4q

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear

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(978): i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear http://tfl.nu/0b07

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(970): View more from Colorado

Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.

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(970): Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month. http://tfl.nu/7dyi

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(917): View more from New York City

i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley

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(917): i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley http://tfl.nu/xm6d

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(510): View more from California

I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.

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(510): I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass. http://tfl.nu/spz3

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(615): View more from Tennessee

id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.

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(615): id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour. http://tfl.nu/zhs1

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(585): View more from New York

Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.

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(585): Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now. http://tfl.nu/sd9m

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(701): View more from North Dakota

second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.

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(701): second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life. http://tfl.nu/2fc0

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.

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(832): I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob. http://tfl.nu/r18w

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(503): View more from Oregon

Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.

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(503): Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home. http://tfl.nu/577r

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?

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(508): OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities? http://tfl.nu/uepx

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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.

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(815): the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa. http://tfl.nu/pziy

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(773): View more from Illinois

No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.

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(773): No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic. http://tfl.nu/0utw

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