Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
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