they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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