this beer tastes like vomit already
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
two words: eviction party
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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