She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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