porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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