he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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