If i come over, it means nothing
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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