This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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