He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
