just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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