Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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