I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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