one might say we're banned from that church
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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