Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
My ass is underappreciated
Ladies don't puke and tell
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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