I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
