She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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