I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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