Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
operation have a gay friend backfired
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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