My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
You left your phone here
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