Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She's the barista slut.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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