i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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