i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
