He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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