You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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