It's Friday. Sex?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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