I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Ladies don't puke and tell
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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