If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
wow bdsm is so cute
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