By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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