How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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