just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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