Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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