So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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