i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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