i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
do nipples grow back?
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