Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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