yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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